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Thursday 31 July 2014

SLUTS AND SLATTERNS SEX-WORKER'S UNION REPRESENTATIVE COMPLAINS ABOUT "GUILTY PLEASURES"

In an exclusive interview, SSSWU Representative "Lecherous Labia" (nome d'amour) confided:

"Look, men always complained their wives didn't understand them? They wanted blow jobs, or anal sex? That we could handle. All we had to do was deal with the penis, right? SO NOW OUR LIVES ARE COMPLETELY SCREWED UP! These guys are coming in whining that their wives won't give them NIPPLE JOBS! This bloody woman added a new erogenous zone to the male bod! SHE MUST BE STOPPED!"

On a personal note, this reporter was shocked to find her sound-man crouched behind the van panting and fondling his nipples. On being berated for unprofessional behaviour he replied:
"Fuck off bitch! Haven't had this much fun since my first wank!"

This reporter then complained to the Station Manager who seemed a little abstracted, constantly patting at his substantial man-tits and licking his lips.

"GUILTY PLEASURES - The Food and Fornication Fables" 
by Manuela Cardiga

THIS BOOK MUST BE BANNED!

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