Manuela Cardiga - Guilty Pleasures and Culinary Treasures

GROSS BY ANY OTHER NAME...

Ginny Johnson
Got upset
When she discovered
Her real name
Was not Virginia
But Vagina;

And her brother
Pitched a fit
When he saw
His birth certificate
Named him Prick
Not Dick.

(This is what happens
When I don't get
My caffeine fix)

MC